LMAO

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

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It's a sad day when you discover that the and the :bang: from the is partially overshadowing all the and the

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Someone should write a song!


I had to get us back on track before someone hollered at me.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Here's your song request WI... lol

We were humping and pumping, but I was pulling my hair,
Or was I pulling yours? I don't really care,
But then that kid came along and the humping stopped for awhile.

More pumping and positions, when we found the time,
The hair pulling continued, it was just fine,
But then along came another child and enough was enough...



I neutered the husband that gave me these kids,
but at least when we're up late and I show him my tits,
We get to humping and pumping... and I still pull his hair!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

:grin: :grin: :grin: LMAO

My hand and I have a romantic little ditty that makes us all warm and fuzzy inside:

GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself

I pull my pud until it bleeds
I masturbate on toilet seats
Girls can't give me the satisfaction
I fuck my fist to the rage of passion

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
Fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself

I like the way it fits in my hand
Feel the cum through my burning head
I like to fly it on my chest
I fuck myself 'cause I'm the best

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
Fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
And no one else

I love myself
I wanna fuck myself

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself

I beat myself until I'm raw
Come and come 'till there's no more
My hand is my favorite whore
Stick my finger up my ass, beat it some more

I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
Fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
And no one else
And no one else
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Belial,

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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OH my gosh....this thread started out so sweet and ended up soooo funny! You guys are so great!

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~Tainted Love~

Omg....rotflmaopmp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.