I'd like the ability to make an honest living off the abilities I already have...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

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I'd love to have the ability to understand people. So many people just walk away from relationships without a word. It's just so damn disheartening to wonder what happened or why things just dissolve. Either that or I'd love to have the power to cure people of the demons left from being in bad relationships. That little jewel would make me one busy fellow, but I can't tell you how many great ladies I've met who were scarred deeply and scared to trust even the most basic instincts. I can just see my genie rolling his eyes and saying "Damn, why don't you want world peace like everyone else?"

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

LMAO@^^^^'s genie reference!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~