Two enlisted service men in the rest room. When they are finished the guy in the army washes his hands, the one in the Navy does not.

The army guy says: "In the army they teach us to wash our hands after we use the rest room."

Navy guy replies: "In the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."

LMAO @ teddy bear tooo funny

what makes em sick eh? ppl talking baby talk to each other......UGHHHHHHHHH
~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

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I can't stand people that make whiney excuses instead of telling you something straight out.

I don't care whether the answer is yes or no, but damnit tell me! Don't hem and haw trying to tell me what I wanna hear if it's not what you wanna say. Business people are way too cya'ish to give people a straight answer.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Finding a used bandade in my ice cream...... I know,it could be worse.......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I'm gonna second Wild on this one. Don't lie to me. Don't manage me. Don't spin the story. Don't give me excuses. And DON'T waste my time explaining how it's all someone else's fault. Just tell me what the hell is going on so I can get on with DEALING with it.

Hmmm....definately some issues there I need to work out.

I do not like people who reinvent themselves either. Be you! You are good enough always!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ohhhh I was digging through old stuff and found this. I must have written this thread when I still had PMS

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lol

People who don't take accountability for their actions and blame things on others

In terms of syrupy sweetness...girls who are nice to others until they leave - then they tear the person apart

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Saw a bumper sticker on the road last week, a woman driving, sticker said, "I'm not a bitch, I've just had PMS for 30 years!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I hope this doesn't mean you've reinvented yourself cus you hate that.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.