06-25-2003, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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A teacher tells her class to bring something exciting the next day to class for show and tell.
The next day, one little boy comes up to the front of the class and makes a small white dot on the chalkboard with the chalk.
"That is a period," he says.
"What's so exciting about a period?" asks the teacher.
The little boy replies, "Well this morning my 17-year old sister was missing one. When they found out, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart-attack, and our next-door-neighbor shot himself!"
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