Hell I can read a book and masturbate at the same time so chewing gum should be easy.

A close friend of mine used the back of an electric toothbrush. She showed me how one night. Watching her come that way was quite a sight.

I think the question should be can you chew gum and give a blow job at the same time.

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enjoy while you can - if it feels good it is good.

Ummm well yes we were discussing that as well....

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I prefer sitting to standing or laying down........for the masturbation part. I can tighten my muscles best like this. And Yes, I think I have chewed bubblegum and done this on a few occasions in my life!

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~Thomas Dewar~

Loulabelle---I'm a natural blonde,and I have masturbated,in
almost every place in the world.Even Labrador! Irish
P.S.Where there's a will,there's a way!

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Not only can I chew bubblegum, but I can even look at the Pixies "Pictures of Women."

Truth is, I really don't even need the bubblegum. :lust:

Has anyone ever tried eating spaghetti while masturbating. I'm trying to figure how that would work. Closest I could get to an answer was thinking, "Mamma Mia, that's a spicey meatball."

The shower and a nice dollop of soap to help with the gliiiiide works really well for me.

As for the gum, I dunno...I've never tried multi-tasking in that fashion! (writing this one down on my to-do list)

rabbit

I have to take pantyfanatic's side on this one. silk panties wrapped around my hard dick feels sooooo good.

Dont know about bubblegum, but I can eat pussy and masturbate at the same time. does that count.

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Mind what poeple do not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Terry Goodkind, Wizzards Fifth Rule

There are two things a real man likes--danger and play;and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of playthings.
Nietzsche


Monogamy does not have to mean Monotony