Augh!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=baby+daddy

She knows it's wrong!!!

baby daddy
Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

That man isn't my boyfriend, he's my baby daddy

1. I've got old capri's on today because I intend to go nowhere - they are about two sizes too big and hang on my hips and the thighs are about two times the size of mine

2. One of my favorite stores at the mall closed, now I'll have to venture out to the other nicer mall that's farther away - I'm worried about it's impact on my wallet.

3. I stocked up on B&BW yesterday. I haven't shopped there in so long, but couldn't pass up their sale and my stash of shower gel was getting low.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

1. I used my favorite appliance today and I couldn't be happier--my carpet cleaner.

2. It looks like the rain *might* hold off for the fireworks tonight.

3. I am really, really irritated at a situation over which I have no control, and it pisses me off.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Booger is shampooing the carpets.

Abner is bugging Booger. (Booger told Abner he would take out 8 of his 9 lives)

I'm cleaning up my computer desk.

1. My final is due today, and I am going to finish it if it kills me

2. I have big plans for the rest of the summer, the 6 weeks I don't have class...and they involve writing a business plan and figuring out my future

3. I'm still not feeling well and rested, and I don't understand why I am always so tired...I either need a vacation or something is seriously wrong. <sigh> Let's work on the vacation first.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. Once again today my head is killing me.
2. I did get to take a nap when baby girl took hers
3. I have 200 wedding invitations to get addressed

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~Tainted Love~

I'm hot
I'm sweaty
I need a shower

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I can't get my favorite shirt pressed just right.
I can't find my killer power tie.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning!

1. I love getting Steph all uptight
2. I think I need a break from the computer
3. I can't wait to go to bed tonight---fresh sheets...mmmmmm

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~Tainted Love~

I have the next 2 days off . Then I work one very long day and have the next 6 days off .

I need to finish sorting the stuff that came off my computer desk.

My boss and I feel like doing this to our District Manager.

1. I am a very lucky man, and I suck at cards.

2. My wife finally realized why nobody wants "oops paint". 17 gallons too late.

3. I have a popped blister on my right hand. Hmmm. Interesting.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1. I mad it through girl's night and feel so good for having gotten out!

2. I think WI might need to change hands if he's getting blisters (makes me wonder if his cock is made of sand paper)

3. I am tempted to defy Drs. order and see if everything still works

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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1. I am done with class, but work took up the slack

2. It's amazing how much better I feel when I get a good night's sleep like I did yesterday (NOT last night, sadly)

3. I will go to the gym today if it kills me!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. Had blood work done
2. Got pissed at the receptionist who wouldn't let me make a follow up appointment "wait for your call!" BIATCHHH
3. Took baby girl to her dr. appointment too


We're fun.

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~Tainted Love~

1. Worked on minutes from a meeting ... the last one's I'll do since my term is up.
2. Got in a nice nap this afternoon.
3. Did a little more to get ready for our trip to the falls.