09-27-2002, 09:22 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What she leaves on the floor and what I leave on her face after swimming with me?
Butt floss, toothpaste and jizz
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-27-2002, 09:29 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do guys take to the beach with them, but leave behind?
Mud pies, apple pies and nipples
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-27-2002, 09:39 AM
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Libidinous Hussy Member
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philadelphia
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What are three things that are tasty, wholesome, and All-American?
High heels and silk ties
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Thank you, sir, may I have another?
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09-27-2002, 09:42 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What women should wear to bed to be tied up?
Sloppy, messy and just plain tasty
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-27-2002, 09:58 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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What are ribs, and a well lubed pussy?
sewing machine and a dart gun
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09-27-2002, 10:06 AM
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Libidinous Hussy Member
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philadelphia
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What do you need to get that man who just won't cooperate? (I guess you could use the sewing machine to make a posey vest to keep him in bed once you've got him)
A twister board and a gymnast (you pick the gender)
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Thank you, sir, may I have another?
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09-27-2002, 10:31 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What are two things every good party needs?
Chips, dips, chains, whips
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-27-2002, 11:05 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What you will find at Summer's Halloween Party!!
ladder, rope and a nail gun
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-27-2002, 02:54 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What will be needed to repair the damage at Summers Halloween party?
Scotch tape, ball gag and lighter fluid
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-28-2002, 12:30 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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What are some things McGyver didn't take with him on his last adventure?
The Hokey Pokey, a banana split and a bass guitar.
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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09-28-2002, 10:17 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What would Scotzoidman need to have a party????
a digital camera, running shoes, & a Klondike bar
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09-30-2002, 04:12 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What did i take from the naked guy stealing my icecream?
Stamps, a box, and lotsa miles
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-30-2002, 04:23 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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what are the 3 things necessary for the antrax guy to get away clean
a dead rabbit and his pet snail
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-01-2002, 06:08 PM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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What would pass for a good meal in a French Restaurant?
Exploding fireworks
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-01-2002, 06:24 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What can you see having sex with one of the Pixies ladies?
"Oh my, I thought it was mine"
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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