Good news is, you're here now, DB.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Bad news is that DB is otherwise occupied...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Good news is that we can take his place willingly.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Bad news is there are six forms to be filled out in triplicate before applying for the position.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

good news is I'm quite used to having to fill out paperwork , so that stipulation poses no problem at all :P

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

Bad news is that they have to be filled out in blood.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

good news is I'd find someone to act as a stand-in double :P

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

Bad news, the stand in was a vampire.

Good news is, he'd just "ate."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

bad news is I remembered to save something for everyone else instead of hogging you all to myself <eg>

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

Good news is that there are others willing to take my place.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

bad news is that i can only seem to get on when there is nobody on

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work like you don't need the money.... love like you've never been hurt ....
dance like there is nobody watching ...
and fuck ... like your doing it on film

Good news is that you are here now.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Bad news is I have replaced him and I haven't eaten.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Good news is that now your here you can eat to your hearts content.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!