1. I am anti-mush from now on. Well, at least, until I lose my willpower.

2. I successfully burned the roof of my mouth as well as my lip at lunch today. Damn, I'm good.

3. Sometimes I don't know what to think about people.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. I'll believe her #1 when pigs fly.

2. I received an unexpected bonus at work today!

3. My neighbourhood is really clean right now & it's awesome. We'll see if it lasts.

I'm tired.

Work kicked my ass.

My wrist's hurt from opening so many dam boxes at work.

I've seen pigs fly..........at the John Morell packing plant in Sioux Falls at Christmas time.

Me too.....

I went to the post office

vacuumed the house

scrubbed my garden tub

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~Tainted Love~

1. I am offended at Steph and IWM's implications. *walks off in a fake-angry huff*

2. This day will never end.

3. I have my fingers crossed for tomorrow morning.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. Simultaneous emails containing the same sentence are a trip.

2. I'm still doing the happy dance.

3. I think I'm going to have everything ready for tomorrow.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. I am going to have to brush up on my Heimlich manuever skills if my daughter is going to make it a habit of trying to suck a peppermint down her windpipe.

2. I want to know which planet the aliens came from who took my real children away and replaced them with the hellions who called me "Mom" today.

3. I sent half of my heart in one direction tonight, and the other half leaves tomorrow, going a different way.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. This is my third three-day weekend in a row - with a few more to come.

2. My digital cable is not behaving well this evening - but the internet seems to be unimpacted.

3. I'm warm and sweaty after a good long walk.

1. I'm envious of ^^^ and her vacation days.

2. I really, really hurt...but the end of my torture is in sight.

3. I've survived the first day.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. I saw Stephen King tonight.
2. He is as entertaining in person as he is between the pages.
3. He read a story about someone who wanted to die and mentioned his "dominatrix" trying to save him.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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1. Went to offer our prayers and support for a lady giving a talk at a retreat.
2. Had a delicous supper.
3. Got in a nap this evening.

I have pink eye and a viral infection
Because of #1, I got nothing done today
Becuase of #1 I cannot go to work tomorrow

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Took baby girl for shots today

Got some house cleaning done

I made a pretty good dinner.

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~Tainted Love~

One eye is better, but the other one might be getting the pink eye.
I fixed a truly awful dinner - cooking failure
I need to drink more water

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney