now....and now!


When was the last time you moaned into a telephone?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL. Recently enough.

When was the last time you left things up to chance?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Can't remember. Don't know that I ever have.

When was the last time you watched a Batman movie?

Years ago when George Clooney was Batman, I think.

When was the last time you had a fantasy about a celebrity?

Every time I look at my computer wallpaper.

<-----------wipes the drool off of Ewan McGregor's picture.

When was the last time you felt stressed out?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Last time??? Hell I am always stressed out!!!


When was the last time you changed a baby's diaper?

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

~sigh~ Over a year ago. My little ones are growing up.

When was the last time you had your eyes checked?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Going on 4 yrs now.

When was the last time you pleasured yourself?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Last night.

When was the last time you wanted someone to pleasure you?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Couple of minutes ago ... or less.

When was the last time you had an urgent desire to strip someone naked?

Back on Halloween!

When was the last time you stopped for directions?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

A long ways ago...( well I'm a man!! )

When was the last time you went to the cinema alone?

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Gosh, about eight years ago.

When was the last time you saw a musical?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Eeons ago.

When was the last time you ordered something from a catalog?

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I'm not sure that I ever have.

When was the last time you saw a free show - those free venues at all the festivals etc....

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey