09-23-2002, 02:06 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Q: What are three seasons of the year?
A: Shaft ( watch your mouth )!
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-23-2002, 03:20 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What she was sucking on when the teeth were too much?
Rain rain go away
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-23-2002, 03:43 PM
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yet seldom member
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Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What did he say when she wanted to wake him up by peeing to his face?
Biscuits, Pizza and lubricating gel
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-23-2002, 06:18 PM
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Passion & Power
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Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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The remains of what would you find in your pubic hair after a good night out?
A geisha girl juggling hamsters
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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09-23-2002, 06:36 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What are oriental tits owned by lady jokesters?
A shallow lake and leaky boat.
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09-23-2002, 07:06 PM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
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Q; What is a crash Course in Swimming?
A;mudslides & orgies
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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09-23-2002, 07:13 PM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlantic Canada
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What are the worst and best things that have ever happened in my living room?
Cunnilatio, fellibating, and masterlingus
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09-23-2002, 10:21 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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What are new ways of pleasure?
pain, senstivity, warmth
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-23-2002, 10:33 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What are the phases of a woman's pussy during foreplay?
Three men in a tub
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-24-2002, 06:10 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What is a case of bad planning?
Gee, a G-String.
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09-24-2002, 07:02 AM
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yet seldom member
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What did mother surprisingly say washing the laundry of her 13-year old daughter?
Wow, what a tool!
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-24-2002, 07:29 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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What the denatal assistant says to the sexy Dentist? 
a bouquet, a garter, and a jelly donut |
09-24-2002, 07:52 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What did the bride get from her baker mother for the wedding?
A joint, a banana and a jar of pickled eggs
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-24-2002, 08:39 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What is necessary to consume at once for coughing dice?
A dictionary for slang expressions.
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-24-2002, 01:42 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is a Racy Reference book?
Baggin's bud.
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