09-22-2002, 09:58 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What would I like to see when I wake up the morning after my birthday? 
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09-22-2002, 10:06 AM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
Posts: 2,746
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Q; What is included in a Rednecks Party supplies
A ; a smile ,a coke & a marblboro light
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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09-22-2002, 02:38 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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What are light cowboys living on?
A fax saying "itīs too much!!"
(DB: thank you for explaining)
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-22-2002, 03:39 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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Q: How does the girl who blew you last night blow you off the next morning?
A: A woman and an airplane
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-22-2002, 03:47 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What are 2 of 3 requirements to join the Mile High Club?
A tree-house, a tire swing, and insect repellant
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09-22-2002, 03:51 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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Q: What do you need for a 'backyard adventure'?
A: A man and a submarine
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-22-2002, 08:16 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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What do you need for a deep blue blow job?
A blanket and a rose
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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09-22-2002, 08:35 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is one sweet picnic?
An inflatable doll.
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09-22-2002, 08:38 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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What is a cheap date?
Cordless drill and a srewdriver
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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09-22-2002, 09:21 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What was once a drink and can now be a womans best friend?
Gutters and leaves
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-22-2002, 09:28 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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What is the worst combination in the fall?
Fingernail clipper and a Sharpie
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-23-2002, 11:09 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What a veternarian uses for sex toys????
Bubbles, water and cum!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-23-2002, 11:30 AM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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What are three things Diva likes to bathe in?
A fantastic site, if the curtains are open.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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09-23-2002, 12:01 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
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What is a Pixie members' bedroom window.............
Messed up bed...........rope............xxx rated videos.....
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~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-23-2002, 12:52 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What would you find under some Pixie member's bed?
Baseball, hockey, and basketball
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