08-12-2004, 10:27 PM
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Carpe diem
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College starting is to parents as...get out of jail free card is to a monopoly player.
Tie is to Suit as ...
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08-12-2004, 10:28 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Tie is to Suit as ... thong is to skirt.
Lipstick is to mirror as...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-12-2004, 10:40 PM
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Lipstick is to mirror as...butter is to knife.
Tongue is to hardening nipple as ...
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08-12-2004, 11:42 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... hand is to cock
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-16-2004, 05:18 PM
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OK, here's a starter again:
Bargains are to sales as ...
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08-19-2004, 04:12 PM
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Just me.
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Bargains are to sales as ... diapers are to .... yeah ... you know. 
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09-10-2004, 09:23 PM
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Showers are to cleanliness as ... massages are to relaxation.
Shortstories are to Novels as ...
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09-12-2004, 10:09 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Shortstories are to Novels as ...a quickie is to tantric sex.
legs are to walking as...
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09-19-2004, 12:51 AM
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Carpe diem
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legs are to walking as...wheels are to bicycling.
medications are to illness as ...
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09-19-2004, 06:47 AM
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Just me.
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Medications are to illness as ... drinks are to thirst.
Paint is to wood as ...
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10-26-2004, 07:53 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Paint is to wood as ... clothes are to skin
orgasm is to sex as...
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10-28-2004, 08:07 PM
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orgasm is to sex as... gusher is to oil well.
spank is to ass as ...
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10-29-2004, 03:25 AM
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Just me.
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Spank is to ass as kiss is to lips.
Men are to cocks as ...
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10-29-2004, 07:35 PM
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Men are to cocks as ... Women are to Clits.
Ray Charles is to Music as ...
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11-04-2004, 02:46 PM
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Ray Charles is to Music as ... Fanny Crosby* was to writing hymns.
* She was blind and still wrote more than 9,000 in the early 1900's. Her real name was Frances Jane Crosby.
Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ...
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