05-03-2004, 08:41 PM
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what did the conductor tell the orchestra?
Easy money
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05-03-2004, 08:47 PM
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Just me.
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What did the prostitute find waiting for her when she walked in on the "Association of Lonesome Guys" convention?
What's for dinner?
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05-04-2004, 07:38 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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an answer is a quesiton?
What is french for howyoudoin'?
Tied and dyed
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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05-06-2004, 08:29 PM
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What two words came to mind when the poet attempted to rhyme with tried and spied.
Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar ...
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05-06-2004, 09:37 PM
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how did the stupid guy try to negotiate with the hooker?
yum yum yum
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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05-07-2004, 03:12 AM
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What did the tongue say when it met Ms. Vagina?
It's gonna' blow.
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05-07-2004, 09:27 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What did the penis say to the hot, wet mouth?
American Idol
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05-07-2004, 09:57 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What do you get when you leave your AMC Pacer running with nobody in it?
Hair Plugs
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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05-07-2004, 07:16 PM
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What are advertisements for follicle rejuvenation therapies?
Never on a Sunday.
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Eudaimonia
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05-16-2004, 07:15 AM
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what is the one day of the week i really hate working?
four score and seven years ago
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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05-16-2004, 08:08 AM
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What did the 87-year-old answer when asked about his birthday?
Good ideas should be encouraged.
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05-19-2004, 05:46 PM
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what do I think when my wife brings up having sex more than once a day?
the caramilk secret
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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05-19-2004, 05:53 PM
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What makes little Escorts grow up into Crown Vics?
A good blowjob is the answer.
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05-22-2004, 05:02 PM
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what is always the right question?
potash and kindling
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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05-27-2004, 04:33 PM
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What's another way to describe the result of a young woody getting all hot and bothered?
Stick it in, stick it in!
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