Why des tea always taste better when purchased from a shop vs. made at home?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

why do strawberries produce a juice that is to die for when you sprinkle just a little bit of sugar on them?

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

There REALLY ARE people who should be sterilized at birth and NEVER allowed to procreate!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Why is it that when you voice you opinion there's always someone waiting to shove it back down your throat

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Why does cereal never taste as good at dinnertime?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

i could see lucy with a whip tellin patty to munch

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sexy horny women fan...... :

How do spiders get into houses? Do they have scouts? Spend their whole lives trying to find a way in? Or -- even worse -- is it so simple to crawl through cracks in my home that any idiot invertebrate can get in?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Does anyone go into the chat any more

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Why did I think it was a good idea to buy my tires at WalMart? Is a few dollars sheaper really worth the poor service?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

NO!!!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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NOW she tells me!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I avoid Wal*fall*apart like it is the plague. I try and buy from local ma and pop's businesses.

plus Wal*fall*apart's tire warantee is shit. I bought new tires there and a month later, one slipped a belt and although it was a manufacturing problem, they wouldn't replace it because my front end was just barely out of alignment when they took the tire off. I went through great rig-a-ma-roll, sales-pitches, and safety yadda yadda yadda to get that tire put back on so i could go to the local ma and pop's place. I paid a little more, had my alignment checked and he said that it was only slightly out, that a pot-hole could have done. With in 3 months of that the other tires went bad and my local guy put 3 new ones on.

I see dead people.

Why is it that drinking coffee in the morning always precipitates a bathroom visit? What is it about coffee?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LOL It wakes the bladder too ... smooches Beautiful

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery