04-24-2004, 04:23 AM
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What did the spider say to the fly?
Things go better with Coke.
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04-24-2004, 06:03 AM
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What do the crack heads say?
One for the road.
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04-24-2004, 06:27 AM
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what does it sometimes take before I leave home for work? LOL
2 down, 3 to go
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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04-26-2004, 03:58 AM
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What's meant by 40%?
Don't confuse me with facts.
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04-26-2004, 04:51 AM
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What do Politicians say?
Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
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04-26-2004, 11:04 AM
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What, respectively, did the turtle say to the snail; the rabbit to the turtle, and the cheetah to the rabbit when they finished the race?
Hamburger, fries and a Coke, please.
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04-26-2004, 03:31 PM
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Let's have a shave party!
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What will I hear most if I lose my current job?
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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
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04-26-2004, 09:35 PM
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what forms of transportation would I use to get me to some hot sex?
hello, how are ya? I'm arnold horshack! He he he
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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04-28-2004, 05:34 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What is the one line guaranteed NOT to get you laid?
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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04-28-2004, 09:29 AM
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Passion & Power
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What is the Dallas Cowboys player wages budget?
A steel rule and a bag of marshmallows
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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05-01-2004, 08:23 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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What is camping out with minimalist attitude?
Seven hands curled into each other
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05-02-2004, 04:45 AM
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What would a major argument in sign language look like?
First little piggy went to market ...
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05-02-2004, 05:54 AM
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"May I have some more of those delicious pork chops?"
What a dump!
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05-02-2004, 02:11 PM
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what is the basement at the store I work at?
holy hooters batman!
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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05-02-2004, 02:21 PM
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What did Robin say about the Priestess?
Sharp left ahead.
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