04-09-2004, 08:38 PM
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How would I describe the best sex I've ever had?
The Stanley Cup
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04-10-2004, 04:47 AM
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What did Stanley have to wear when playing football?
Low bridge ahead ...
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04-10-2004, 01:39 PM
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What did figuring out what the sign said as your drove under the bridge and left the top of your car on the side you entered from?
YIKES!
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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04-11-2004, 04:34 AM
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What did the "Young Indian Kiltmakers Encouragement Society" use as it's acronym?
Taxes
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04-11-2004, 08:02 AM
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what does the government waste on the wrong things?
heck of a day
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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04-11-2004, 10:52 AM
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When things go right or things go wrong, what's a good common answer? 
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04-11-2004, 12:22 PM
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What was my life many years ago?
Perhaps next time.
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04-11-2004, 08:29 PM
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 Story of my life.
JK
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04-15-2004, 02:14 PM
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What do we all hope for but don’t expect?
With the left hand.
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04-15-2004, 07:54 PM
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When his right hand was hurt, how did he masturbate?
Going for a ride.
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04-16-2004, 03:52 PM
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What did she say she was about to do, as she smiled in anticipation?
Been there. Done that.
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04-16-2004, 03:59 PM
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What did the shy young man hear when he first went to see a prostitute?
Hail, hail, the gang's all here.
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04-17-2004, 05:43 AM
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What did the stranded lady hear from the Hell's Angels gang just before...
Maybe, maybe not.
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04-17-2004, 08:51 AM
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What is the procrastinator's idea of a definite answer?
Pass the salt.
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04-17-2004, 10:38 AM
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What do you do a few hours after eating too much salt?
The one and only.
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