04-03-2004, 05:13 AM
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What is the typical way to describe Illinois roads by the mile?
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04-03-2004, 05:44 AM
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dicksbro,
I'll supply the answer.
In broad daylight.
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04-03-2004, 07:49 AM
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Thanks jseal.
When should a person sleep who's been up all night having sex?
The tunnel of love
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04-04-2004, 08:09 PM
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slightly daft bugger
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Name one dark, damp place that is nice to visit.
Better living through chemistry.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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04-04-2004, 08:12 PM
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What is the claim of the street drug trade?
Forever yours.
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04-05-2004, 11:11 AM
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How did Herpes sign the card he sent.
Ten o'clock.
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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04-05-2004, 11:16 AM
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When do they roll up the sidewalks in Toledo, Ohio?
Final four.
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04-05-2004, 11:18 AM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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What will they be announcing on American Idol in 5 more weeks?
Two lumps, please
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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04-05-2004, 11:35 AM
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what did the transvestite ask her plastic surgoen
Dr. Feelgood
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04-05-2004, 11:40 AM
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What did the nympho ask her obstetrician to do to her?
General admission.
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04-05-2004, 05:39 PM
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What slogan did the senior protitute have on her business card?
It's Howdy Dowdy time!
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04-05-2004, 06:52 PM
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What is the sewer workers creed?
maximum protection
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04-05-2004, 07:07 PM
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What does an inch thick condom provide?
Soft and silky.
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04-09-2004, 06:38 PM
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What did the penis say to the lube?
Sex is better than logic.
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04-09-2004, 08:11 PM
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Carpe diem
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What was it the ancient Greeks found out that caused a major change in their society?
It felt like a roller coaster ride.
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