03-17-2004, 10:08 AM
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What does an earthquake in Ireland do?
Slippery when wet.
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03-17-2004, 06:10 PM
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Just me.
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What was the reason given for using the lube?
Shoot for the stars.
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03-17-2004, 08:22 PM
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What does a Hollywood gunman do?
Hang Ten.
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03-18-2004, 05:08 AM
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what did the sheriff used to say on mass hanging day in the old west?
honey on toast
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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03-18-2004, 07:50 AM
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What is one of my fantasies about how I could take my Honey?
Gorgeous Slave Driver.
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03-18-2004, 09:47 AM
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what would make me submit easily?
hell on wheels
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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03-18-2004, 12:27 PM
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What is teaching your children how to ride a two-wheeler?
Three Amigos.
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03-18-2004, 12:30 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What was parked in Joe Isuzu's garage?
Arsenic and old lace
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-19-2004, 08:08 AM
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what did they dress a cheating lover in to poison them in the old days?
happy happy joy joy
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03-19-2004, 08:33 AM
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What is serving my Mistress well?
New cells.
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03-19-2004, 08:33 AM
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what happens after sex when new life is created?
hogwash
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03-19-2004, 10:27 AM
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What cleaned the hogs?
State of the art.
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03-19-2004, 01:25 PM
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what is hanging on the wall of my house? thanks for asking
killer cornflakes
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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03-19-2004, 02:09 PM
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What did the Killer have for breakfast?
Next Big Thing.
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03-19-2004, 02:30 PM
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What did they call it when Big Bird got an erection?
Strawberry blond
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