03-12-2004, 07:34 PM
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What did I see in the mirror?
Buffalo Riders
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03-12-2004, 07:37 PM
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Causer of Unrest
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Whom did I invite over for tremendous amounts of shagging this evening?
The spot behind my knee.
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03-12-2004, 07:45 PM
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What is the only scrap of virginal flesh on your body?
Eyes Forward.
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03-12-2004, 08:33 PM
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Causer of Unrest
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Where do I try to look when my hot coworker walks in, and fail?
(Excellent question, jseal, by the way--you made me giggle.)
Well....that's certainly different.
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03-13-2004, 05:29 AM
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Just me.
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What did the new guy say when he realized that everyone was nude?
Your fly is open.
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03-13-2004, 05:36 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What will you never hear said in a men's rest room?
My ding-a-ling.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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03-13-2004, 08:09 AM
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how does my wife refer to me when introducing me to her friends?
silly love songs
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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03-16-2004, 05:31 AM
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Just me.
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What doesn't the guy want to sing when she's administering fellatio?
Chocolate ice cream.
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03-16-2004, 06:54 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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Name one dessert that contains absolutely nothing bad for you. 
The court of world opinion.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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03-16-2004, 06:54 AM
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What is even less relevant than national courts?
A big fan.
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03-16-2004, 07:00 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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Name one item essential for a pub that serves beer and pickles eggs.
Come the revolution.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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03-16-2004, 03:23 PM
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Just me.
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What happens when you start something spinning?
You were there.
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03-16-2004, 11:52 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What did his wife say when she suspected he was with another woman?
Mr. Wizard
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03-17-2004, 08:01 AM
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Who did Mrs. Wizard marry?
Buffalo breath.
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03-17-2004, 09:46 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is too strong ever for extra-strength Certs?
Shamrock Shake
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