03-04-2004, 04:51 AM
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Just me.
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What did the person say after waking up in the middle of a room full of naked sleeping people?
Buy two, get one free.
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03-04-2004, 06:39 AM
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Passion & Power
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Why did Lilith and Love Diva grab Lixy chick before heading for the Vibe store?
Crabs on the rocks
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03-05-2004, 05:01 AM
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What might you sometime call the result of drunken sex?
Finished first
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03-05-2004, 05:17 AM
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Passion & Power
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What is the motto of the Premature Ejaculation Society?
"Not on my watch!"
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03-05-2004, 06:01 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What you say to an elephant before he sits.
Surely you jest.
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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03-06-2004, 08:31 AM
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What did Clint Eastwood say when he was asked to become a stand-up comedian.
Would you repeat that?
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03-06-2004, 03:29 PM
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Count Spankula
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What do women say when guys cum too quickly?
shave and a haircut
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03-07-2004, 05:47 AM
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What techniques are often used on the lower and upper ends of the body respectively?
Get naked ... now!
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03-07-2004, 08:00 AM
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Registered User
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What did my dom say to me?
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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03-07-2004, 08:46 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What is another term for chili and beer.
Peace in our time.
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03-07-2004, 09:44 AM
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What's the best way to describe those quiet moments following passionate sex?
Elementary my dear Watson
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03-07-2004, 11:17 AM
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What quote cannot be found in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock
Holmes stories?
A moving violation.
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03-07-2004, 03:55 PM
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What is sex on a bus?
A pearly puddle.
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03-07-2004, 06:25 PM
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What forms when it rains at the entrance to Heaven?
Identity Theft.
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03-08-2004, 12:31 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What Mr. Hyde does to Dr. Jekyll.
Hey diddle diddle.
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