02-17-2004, 06:46 PM
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What is said in a german porn shop.
play ball
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02-17-2004, 07:22 PM
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What the young lady said when she first saw his bat and balls. 
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02-17-2004, 11:06 PM
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what is a sex special in aisle 13 at kmart?
hit me with your best shot
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-18-2004, 12:26 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the translated title of the hottest Bukkake Film in Japan?
"so, a needle pulling thread..."
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02-18-2004, 05:52 AM
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What is the wrong way to pierce your nipple. 
and in the darkness bind them |
02-18-2004, 09:12 AM
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What is the twelfth chapter in the Night Vision Goggles manual for combat dedicated to?
”Slowly I turn, step by step”…..
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02-19-2004, 09:25 PM
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what is what happens to me before I step on toes in dance class?
jello pudding pops
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-20-2004, 10:13 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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What is an orgasm on a stick?
repeat application on stubborn stains
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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02-20-2004, 11:11 AM
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What was Linda Tripp's friendly wash day tip to Monica Lewinsky?
rain, seet or snow
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02-20-2004, 12:16 PM
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What are three things not appreciated when sunbathing?
I'm hungry for sex.
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02-20-2004, 08:22 PM
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What is something you will never hear the cookie monster say?
Home and garden party
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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02-20-2004, 08:42 PM
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What is it when the house just isn't big enough?
Love Potion # 9
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02-20-2004, 08:46 PM
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slightly daft bugger
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What is a strawberry daiquiri?
Surgeon Generals warning
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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02-20-2004, 09:48 PM
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What does pixies need for PF?
Panties full of posies
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02-20-2004, 10:11 PM
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What did Dorothy wake up with when she fell asleep in the poppy field???
6 in one hand , 1/2 a dozen in the other
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