what is a phrase not said often enough???

that was fantastic

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What's a nice thing to say after making love to someone?

Mama mia, that's one spicey meatball!

what is the result of sticking your testicles in a jar of Jalapeno brine?

taco salad

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What goes good with a frosty cold Corona?

Swiss bank accounts

what is something I wish I had enough money to worry about?

arc de triomphe

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What was the grown-up equivalent of an erector set construction project called?

Give me liberty ...

If a peinis in a speedo could talk what would be it's first words?

Lust in translation.

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What is a sexual encounter between an American boy and an Italian woman?

Nutty as a fruitcake

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What's the perfect compliment for comedians just completing their routine?

Where's the exit?

What is the proper inquiry during a fire drill?

Got it in one

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What did the blind man say excitedly when he made love to his bride for the first time?

Double your pleasure; double your fun ...

What's a guy's respons when asked if he wants to have sex witht he Wrigley's twins?

Lick the lollipop

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What was going to be the follow up hit to James Brown's "Lickin' Stick"?

Meat Popsicle

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What product did Oscar Meyer come up with to compete with Popsicles?

She'll be comin' around the mountain ...

She'll be comin' around the mountain ... soon, I hope

WOman on a mission...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney