What does it take to get the cum taste out of your mouth?


The Red Baron

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

what did mistress call my trussed up cock before it became "Blue Beard"?

the frozen food section of your grocers

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

Where is the best place to keep your corn dog hard?


Poppin' Fresh

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

what is my cock's constant reaction to the beautiful and sexy women who post here?

ho ho ho green giant

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

what become of 3 destitue urban amazons?

high fructose corn syrup

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What do you get when you mix marijuana and fructose corn syrup?


The Pit of Despair

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

What is another name for the landscaping in my back yard?

Pickles and ice cream.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

what's the most accurate pregnancy test kit?


Foreign affairs

What do you call trans-border sexual liaisons?

Kiss and tell

what do gossip rags pay big money for?

up and at em

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What did the penis say when it saw the panties come off?

All aboard.

What is said with a lady spread eagle on the bed.

Good to the last drop.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

what is the outcome of the best blow job you've ever received?

jumpin' jehosephat! (sp?)

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What did Zorro, the Gay Blade, do when he saw Jehoshaphat laying on his tummy with his butt stuck up in the air?

The man from La Mancha

After a stong wind blew some letters from the Marquee...What did the sign outside the gay bar proclaim of the new starring act?

"mirror, mirror, on the wall...."

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.