It was a few years ago 1999 I think the 2nd time I went to visit the states I was at a little party with the people I was staying with and I sat around a table with 3 lovely women passing around a little joint.......made me soooooo sleepy.

When was the last time you broke wind in an elevator ?

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

hehehehe! I am a lady, so I just "blamed" the kids!!!!!!


when was the last time u had to give the kids a row?

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

'bout an hour ago!!!


When was the last time you felt guilty telling your kids off?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

all the time!~~~~~~esp with the boy one!


when was the last time u felt sad for no real reason?

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

for no real reason...... that's been a LONG while now, babe!!!


When was the last time you felt neglectful of your S/O?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Sometimes on special days, like Mother's Day. I'll have her a corsage, a card and gifts and offer to take her whereever she wants to go. But for some reason, I always wish I could do more.

I don't know if that's neglectful, exactly ... but it's the best I could do right now.

When was the last time you gave your so/spouse a sexy/naughty card.

On her birthday, a couple of months ago!!


When was the last time you forgot someone's birthday?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Tuesday. It was actually the b'day for two friends. Remembered the one and had a card. Forgot the other

Had to rush to get a second card for him.

When was the last time you toasted someone at a dinner?

A wedding 2 years ago.

When was the last time you sailed a play ship?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

20 years ago? Something like that!!


When was the last time you raced a model car?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Errr never

When was the last time you rode a horse?

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

Gosh, that's been several years. At least 20, I bet.

When was the last time you went shopping for a rug or carpet?

About 10 yrs ago...

When was the last time you got a spanking?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

About 10 minutes ago.... form Celticangel AND my daughter..... both at the same time!! Brats, the both of them!!


OUCH!


When was the last time you spanked your child???

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

That is mostly on a daily basis...but they have been pretty good last few days....you think I am getting through to them?

When was the last time your heart broke because you had to spank your child?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.