01-19-2006, 02:46 PM
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Made in England
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I just had to say how funny that is ^^
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It was stolen....it is the title of a novel by Erma Bombeck called, The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank. |
01-19-2006, 11:54 PM
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MSGME!
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General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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01-20-2006, 02:38 PM
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Registered User
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Why can't they make a windshield that really deflects rocks from the highway?
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01-24-2006, 01:34 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Do bunnies ever think about wearing human slippers?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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01-24-2006, 10:18 PM
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Do rabbits carry around a "human's foot"?
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01-25-2006, 12:24 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Why do I always end up *more* tired after taking a nap???
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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01-25-2006, 06:56 AM
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~getting by~
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01-25-2006, 11:26 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Thanks, maddy.
Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big?
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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01-25-2006, 12:11 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Thanks, maddy.
Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big? |
And I love how now a bottle of soda has 2.5 servings. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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01-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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Goddess
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Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!
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Make Love, Not War - You'll Have More Fun That Way 
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01-25-2006, 01:15 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally Posted by Debbie_007
Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!
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They're not charging you for the sodium.
Buy this water...get the sodium free! 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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01-26-2006, 09:49 AM
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watchin you wiggle
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Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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"baseball been berry berry good to me............ " |
02-01-2006, 03:19 PM
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pixie of the wood
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why do professionals get a different "grade"?
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02-01-2006, 04:14 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
why do professionals get a different "grade"?
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Maybe they're graded on a curve? 
I wish I knew a teacher who could tell us how she grades professionals. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-14-2006, 07:42 PM
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~getting by~
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Every once in a while, when you least expect it - humankind pays a visit with a pleasant surprise.
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