Fortunately, a passer by had a generator dog pee adapter in his pocket (doesn't everyone?).

Unfortunately, the adaptor didn't fit this particular generator.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, a young man who lived nearby young peter pecker, was a very good handyman and could make an adapter to fit.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

unfortunately peter was not at home as he went to see a prostitute

Fortunately, both Peter and the prostitute liked engaging in public sex, so they were right there when they finished.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Unfortunately, at the time of ejaculation, peter blowed his pecker off, causing so much discomfort he was unable to build an adapter.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, right at that moment, a nurse practitioner ('cause all the doctors were gone) waltzed by the farm. She just happened to have an ample supply of Prozac AND enough bandages for Peter.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, peters pecker head blew off so far it could not be found......so there for he was headless

Fortunately, the nurse practitioner gave Peter enough Prozac that he was off in La La Land and didn't even notice his pecker head was gone. The townspeople then took off to work in the traveling sex show.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, the generator was still not working.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately, most of them walked and/or jogged for exercise, and they didn't mind having to catch up with the show on foot.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately this story has so many twist and turns the towns people got lost. hehehe

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lol @Scarecrow

Fortunately, one of the townspeople was a Boy Scout, and he was always prepared--he had a GPS device in his pocket.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately the satellite was down for repair

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Fortunately, he also had his Boy Scout compass.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author