Nope.

HYEML in a hayloft?

No, but it sounds like it could be fun.

HYEML at Niagara Falls

Nope, not Niagara Falls. Have done it in a hayloft and yep, it was fun. Ah yes, the farmer's daughter fantasy.


HYEML in the swimming pool at a hotel?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

not all the way but lots of petting as the swimming pool safety signs say.

HYEML in your place of work

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Not "technically" at my place of work but once while out shooting some video for a news story in college my girlfriend and I stopped in a city park and had a quickie on a picnic table. Afterwards I took some nice "Spring is coming" shots of the ducks on the park's pond. No shots of the puddles I left on her tummy though.


HYEML in a city park?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

nope thou i did get fresh on a roundabout in the south of france....

HYEML at a concert or gig...

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Not actually made love but some pretty heavy foreplay. Outdoor concert on/under a blanket, starry skies and James Taylor singing on the stage down the hill from us. Nice evening.


HYEML inside a church?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Haven't done that and probably won't.

HYEML in a make believe space ship? (We did at a fantasy motel. )

Nope, can't say that I've done that one. Sounds like a fun way to blast off though.


HYEML on a merry-go-round?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

LOL...no.

HYEML in a grocery store parking lot?

ummmm........... I actually think I did, back in high school

HYEML in a liquor store parking lot?

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Made it not long after leaving a liquor store parking lot but not while actually still there.


HYEML on your neighbor's lawn?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No, but I made love on my old school yard.


HYEML in your boss's office?

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Not a boss but one of my professors at grad school.


HYEML in a public restroom?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No.

HYEML in a cow pasture?

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