10-21-2003, 08:02 PM
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Stiff Member
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Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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What might be the reality.
open ended
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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10-22-2003, 02:01 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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What is sex between two versatile gays?
Two dominants and a submissive.
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10-22-2003, 04:51 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What led to the song, "Torn Between Two Lovers?"
Westward Ho the Wagons
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10-22-2003, 01:03 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What sort of 'Ho conducts her biz in the back of a van near the Hudson River???
a Lotus
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-23-2003, 05:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What did the car fancier wish for?
Mighty Mouse.
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10-23-2003, 09:05 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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How do I describe my unusually small flacid penis?
BiPolar bear
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-23-2003, 12:09 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is a pussy called in the winter????
Candlehead.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-23-2003, 04:17 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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What do you buy at the sex shop?
heads up
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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10-23-2003, 04:19 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What happens when a guy gets an erection?
Heads or tails?
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10-23-2003, 04:47 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home.
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Do you want a blow job or hot sex?
mustard and relish
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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10-23-2003, 05:54 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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What is asked when you have an erection?
keep the change
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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10-23-2003, 05:56 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What the cheap patron said to the prostitute?
It's time for dinner.
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10-23-2003, 06:18 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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What is asked when you have a naked lady lieing in front of you?
eat up
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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10-23-2003, 06:20 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is the answer you hope for when the lady in front of you is naked and you ask what she'd like from you?
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
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10-23-2003, 06:32 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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What a nice wet pussy brings from a man's lips?
heavenly
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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