10-12-2003, 06:39 PM
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Passion & Power
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What would Ozzy Osbourne never name his house?
Michael Schumaker's helmet
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-13-2003, 04:06 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What did Michael call the head of his penis?
Will it play in Peoria?
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10-14-2003, 06:57 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What was said of the fallen superstar athlete who amassed a fortune in debt?
Retired from fatigue
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10-14-2003, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
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what is how I feel after this past weekend?
bicycle race
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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10-14-2003, 09:04 PM
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Just me.
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When the cars and motorcycles break down, what's next?
Yankee Doodle Dandy
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10-15-2003, 08:58 AM
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Member of weird club
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What is how a satisfied lady feels.
fireworks
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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10-15-2003, 04:15 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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If you are troubled by frenquent unwanted sexual advances from Frankenstein, what "works" to get him to leave?
a real short fuse
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10-15-2003, 07:41 PM
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Just me.
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What is the effect of lots of direct stimulation of the guy?
7th Inning Stretch
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10-16-2003, 02:59 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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If HILLERICH & BRADSBY CO. made a cock pump what would the flagship model be called?
Good wood on it!
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10-16-2003, 03:18 PM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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What does a fire need when it's dying down?
The escape club
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10-16-2003, 06:07 PM
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Just me.
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What organization do Lilith's dungeon visitors long to join?
What's for dinner?
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10-17-2003, 05:39 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the question most asked by person with an "oral fixation"?
A Raw Bar
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10-18-2003, 11:00 AM
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Carpe diem
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Location: California
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What test do law students who can only speak in curses have to pass?
You're gonna shoot your eye out!
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10-18-2003, 12:23 PM
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arOusal art!st!
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What is said to Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" when he asks Santa for a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas?
Neo
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Variety is the soul of pleasure. ~ Aphra Behn
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10-18-2003, 11:18 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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If you are going to be in a phyte what is the best opponent to draw?
Smooth operator
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