10-08-2003, 07:32 AM
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what do astronauts expect to happen, when they put astroglide on their helmets as they are about to enter a black hole in space?
The Force
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10-08-2003, 05:53 PM
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What most people feel when they have sex.
A nerd
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10-08-2003, 06:08 PM
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Just me.
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What is a backwards dren?
She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes.
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10-08-2003, 06:49 PM
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What most women did while riding John Holmes.
Teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
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10-09-2003, 07:36 AM
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What looks like a diaper next to a thong?? and if was so teenie-weenie how could they ever have enough space for polka dots???
String and band-aids
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10-09-2003, 06:34 PM
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What some of these new bikinis are made of.
Stick figure
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10-09-2003, 08:58 PM
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What are all the young actresses trying to emulate?
Creamy
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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10-10-2003, 04:05 AM
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What is how all the Pixies ladies look to us Pixies guys.
Adorable
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10-10-2003, 04:34 AM
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What are my first thoughts when I look at the ladies picture threads?
horny
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10-11-2003, 12:57 PM
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What do I get when I look at the ladies picture threads?
engorged
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10-12-2003, 05:55 AM
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What happens to my male member when I look at the ladies picture threads?
Excitement
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10-12-2003, 06:51 AM
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What happens to my male member after spending some time looking at the ladies picture threads?
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10-12-2003, 07:51 AM
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What is Musicman forgot to put an answer?
sweatie
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10-12-2003, 08:06 AM
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what happens when I get all nervous after making a mistake and getting caught at it....
oral sex in public
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10-12-2003, 10:33 AM
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What is the advantage of having an easily concealable organ? 
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