1678

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release
of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to
have sex.

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1679

The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

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1680

At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

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1681

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the
sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as
possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and
ribbon.

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1682

In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were
permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic,
while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose,
wear a leather falsie called a braquette.

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1683

Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

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1684...Cheyanne I do so like smart women

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1685

According to the World Health Organization, there are
approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

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1686

lol Skip.... like these?

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1687 Why I found this humorous..... I am not sure..

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899
during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the
evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating
the surgical removal of the dead man's member.

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1688 Picture this...

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each
other, they shake penises instead of hands.

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by my reckoning this should be post 1691

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

1692

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his
lifetime: 7,200

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1693

All the better!!! YAY! I will save my others for later..

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Useless knowledge is useless power......1694

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