09-29-2003, 06:36 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is either a "hard nosed dick" or the host of some home improvement show on cable?
Smother thighs
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10-01-2003, 05:27 AM
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Just me.
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What don't you need your head to be caught between if you're already short of breath and having a hard time breathing? 
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10-01-2003, 10:07 AM
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Who is the current reigning Queen of the Mud Wrestling circuit?
Down and Dirty.
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10-01-2003, 06:01 PM
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what do I like to get when I'm frisky?
hot and heavy
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10-02-2003, 04:14 AM
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What is an iron skillet right off the stove?
Good ol' days
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10-02-2003, 10:20 AM
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yada, yada, yada
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How my Grandpa described the horrors of World War II, the famine and poverty of the Great Depression, the misery of the Dust Bowl days, the lack of modern convenience, the substandard health care.... (funny thing is, he had it right!)
AM radio
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10-02-2003, 03:34 PM
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What is the frequency for static lovers, Kenneth?
licks and frets
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10-02-2003, 05:00 PM
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what is gene simmons doing to his bass onstage?
pickles and ice cream
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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10-02-2003, 06:05 PM
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What are 'hers' and 'his' food substitutes?
Take me home, country roads.
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10-03-2003, 05:28 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is "Fuck, I am lost?"
Inny and Outty
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-03-2003, 05:33 AM
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How did the kindergarten teacher explain sex to her children?
Thinkgs go better with Coke.
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10-03-2003, 11:04 AM
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what was the official motto of New York City's Studio 54?
Nose to the grindstone
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10-03-2003, 03:14 PM
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What new game has Lilith developed for the dungeon?
When you care enough to send the very best.
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10-03-2003, 11:03 PM
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Carpe diem
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What did God say about the firemen and police officers on 911?
Let's just hit the high spots
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10-04-2003, 04:28 AM
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What did the goofy pilot say to his scared passenger?
Bring us another round.
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