Been a while, but yep, done that.

HYEML in an alley?

Nope, can't say that I've tried that one.


HYEML on a mattress that was so brand new it was still sealed in the factory plastic?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No, I think we've always unwrapped our mattresses first.

HYEML where one of you was securely tied to the bed frame?

No, not tied.


HYEML in a hotel shower?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yep. Done that.

HYEML at a drive-in movie?

Nope, I've never done that. Lots of messing around but never actually made love.


HYEML in a recliner?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yes it can be real intersting at times


HYEML with someone watching?

__________________

A couple of dogs and a few cats over the years but never another person.

HYEML on a porch swing?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No I don't think so.


HYEML in your boss's office?

__________________
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Well....... sort of. It wasn't technically my boss. She was my professor in graduate school. Right there on the leather couch in her office. WOW!!!
(and yes, I would've gotten the "A" in the class even without having that happen)


HYEML on a blanket at a picnic?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No specifically at a picnic.

HYEML in your car while parked on a side road.

Yeah, but only a couple of times.

HYEML while there was a party going on elsewhere in the house?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

nope... don't recall ever doing that

HYEML in a cave while watching sailboats cruise by?

__________________
My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Good morning, Coaster!

No, I've not done that, but I'll put it on my "to do" list!

Have you ever made love under a blanket at the beach while people were around?

__________________
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

NO... have you, you lucky dog????
I have ML up against a tree just off the beach once!

HYEML (or oral) at a cinema?

__________________
My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........