Nope can't say I've tried that one. Sounds interesting though. Had a girlfriend who liked to have me use Twizzlers on/in her though.


HYEML in a bus?

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Only if you call getting BJ lol


HYEML in a Porsche?

Yup, in my future brother in law's when he let me borrow it way back when. I think it was a 944, does that sound right? Not very roomy that's for sure.


HYEML at a county fair?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, but how about after we got home FROM the county fair ... now, that's a different question.

HYEML on a bridge?

Not on one but beneath one on a riverbank a couple of times.

HYEML in a grotto?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope. Sounds almost kinky doesn't it?

HYEML inside a school?

Once in a classroom at college.


HYEML in a dressing room at a shopping mall?





And yep, the grotto sounds kinky. Was always tempted to do so at the one on the St. Ambrose campus but never had the guts.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope. Be my luck that the clerk would stop and ask, "Is everything okay there?"

HYE(started to)ML when your partner was sleeping?

Yep, it was like Russian Roulette, didn't know if I would end up getting slapped or rewarded.


HYEML with your spouse/S.O. while someone was waiting in their car outside to drive you to the airport?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope.

HYEML in a swimming pool?

I was going to say yes but now that I think of it I don't think we actually "did it" in the pool. Just got things all ready to go, so to speak.


HYEML while eating breakfast?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

You mean the making love wasn't the breakfast?

Actually, I think we've done the before and after but not the during.

HYEML from a scenic overview while on a trip?

Nope, not actually made love. Took a trip once to the NE part of Iowa with a girlfriend once to look at the leaves along the Mississippi and I went down on her while at a scenic outlook stop though. I think the view I got was much better than the colorful leaves.


HYEML outside the Tastee Freeze (or even a Dairy Queen)?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope but not to far down the street.


HYEML in your sisters presence?

Not actually made love but as a teenager there was lots of "under the blanket messing around" with my girlfriend while my sister was in the room with us.


HYEML in a college dorm room with your roomate present?

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus