09-16-2002, 09:17 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What you do when you cut off your finger while cutting onions?
A hill billy with a mullet, a possum, and a beanie baby
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-16-2002, 06:55 PM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
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Q: What does a Female hill billy look for when her lover comes a callin?
A; Chicken , weedeater , & whipcream
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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09-17-2002, 12:36 AM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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What is Liliths turn to cut the grass? >>SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THE POULTRY<<<
A You didn't use enough lube
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.
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09-17-2002, 04:44 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What is the reason if your entrance door is squeaking? 
Leather gloves, protection glasses and a fire extinguisher
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-17-2002, 07:48 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you bring with you to screw a hot little devil?
Rubber Chicken, red nose and extra large condoms
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09-17-2002, 01:18 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What do you find in a clowns big, baggy pants?
A mute button
skipthisone... love the new avatar!
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-17-2002, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What is missing at my wife´s body? 
A mute button and an emergency brake
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-17-2002, 06:42 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
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What is a Vibrator of the future.
Bite marks on a thigh....
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~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-17-2002, 06:46 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What happens when you get a blowjob for a really drunk blind girl?
Jelly, jam and marshmallows
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-17-2002, 08:41 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you have to clean out of your car after parking with the smuckers brothers?
Turkish coins, a yarmukle, and a toad
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-18-2002, 05:07 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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What's in the pockets of a Jewish guy at a Turkish whorehouse?
Lima beans and a purple vibrator.
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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09-18-2002, 07:46 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What are the magic ingredients to make Jacks Bean stalk?
A joint, a flying carpet, and a box of donuts.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-18-2002, 09:05 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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After smoking the first one, you feel like your flying on this and you really need to eat this?
Crabs, lobsters and Diet Coke
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-18-2002, 10:02 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is a bad case of the "crabs" given to a lobster who was high on diet coke?
a mop, a janitor and eyeglasses.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-18-2002, 11:21 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is a husband working on the "honey dos" while trying to read?
Ooooo ... it's so sticky.
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