01-10-2006, 10:10 PM
|
 |
1 of 8,213,984,035
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 41.36N-81.32W
Posts: 21,535
|
|
The scourge of zealots, including the ones that share my thoughts. 
__________________
 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
|
01-10-2006, 11:33 PM
|
 |
pixie of the wood
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
|
|
|
this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.
aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.
it'll just be you and your thoughts.
and the hat.
|
01-14-2006, 01:20 AM
|
 |
Loungin' Around
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
|
|
|
True innovation comes when people leave their comfort zones
__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
|
01-14-2006, 11:45 AM
|
 |
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wyndhy
this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.
aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.
it'll just be you and your thoughts.
and the hat.
|
You need to stop watching so many sci-fi movies!!!!  |
01-16-2006, 07:10 AM
|
 |
Missing the Angels
|
|
Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 10,793
|
|
|
Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?
|
01-16-2006, 01:40 PM
|
 |
is not this trim anymore!
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bare4you
Who's idea was it when a man gets older that he loses the hair on his head and grows it in his ears?
|
It's because the hairs are getting older too. They get tired of climbing all the way to the top of your head, so they stop along the way.
__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
|
01-16-2006, 01:52 PM
|
|
pixie of the wood
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
|
|
|
why don't all the raisins fall to the bottom of a box of raisin bran?
|
01-16-2006, 09:44 PM
|
|
Loungin' Around
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
|
|
|
Why is it customary to give two weeks notice when you leave a job? You're either mentally chacked out or emotionally crazed during that two weeks....why not just one?
__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
|
01-17-2006, 01:11 PM
|
|
is not this trim anymore!
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
|
|
|
Why can guys take their shirts off in public but girls can't? Girls run a greater risk of getting a heat rash, and let's be honest...you are so much prettier.
__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
|
01-17-2006, 05:18 PM
|
|
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
|
|
|
Why is it that most of the homely guys you see in public usually have a beautiful woman with them?
|
01-17-2006, 05:31 PM
|
|
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 541,353
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?
|
Yes! Yes! Mine also!
__________________
Eudaimonia
|
01-17-2006, 09:55 PM
|
|
Loungin' Around
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
|
|
|
Why is the grass greener on the other side?
__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
|
01-18-2006, 03:31 PM
|
 |
Made in England
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
|
|
|
....because it's over the septic tank
|
01-18-2006, 06:47 PM
|
|
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
|
|
|
I just had to say how funny that is ^^
Why is it that a cemetary has to raise prices due to the cost of living?
|
01-19-2006, 02:30 PM
|
 |
Tells it all
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Massivetwotits
Posts: 22,142
|
|
|
A hearse doesn't have a luggage rack for a reason.
__________________
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Linear Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:55 PM.
|
