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Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals of a luscious blood red rose, yearning to be experienced, her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible. ~Donovan~

Fortunately, she only hit the man's erection once.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, so much time passed by worrying about his erection and the swelling, that unknown to those around him, he ended up cumming anyway and was last seen walking towards his car.

Fortunately, by then her friend had arrived, and had also brought quite a variety of sex toys.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Unfortunately, he forgot the batteries. ( At least that happens to us )

Fortunately, they were solar powered...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

unfortunately it was overcast and raining

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Fortunately, one of the local townsfolk had a UV lamp and brought it to the man.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately there was no where to plug it in

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Fortunately a portable generator was around the barn so the town people brought it so they could plug it in.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately....nobody brought petrol for the generator!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Fortunately, thier was a local sceintist who had invented a device that allowed pee to be used in the place of fossil fuel.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Unfortunately, no one had to go after peeing on the girl in the Amazon-type river earlier.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, there was a dog that thought the generator looked like a fire hydrant ... so it raised it's leg and let go.

Unfortunately, the generator didn't work with dog pee.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author