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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Who will star in the porn adapatation of "The Beauty and the Beast"?
NaCl
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09-20-2003, 02:43 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is a confusing abbreviation?
Pony Express
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09-20-2003, 03:11 PM
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what is a perfect description as to how long it sometimes takes to get my message across?
soft ice cream
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-20-2003, 03:13 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is the best kind of ice cream to lick off someone's hot body?
sports fanatic
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09-20-2003, 03:16 PM
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what is someone who thinks sex is a gymnastic sport?
sex & candy
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-20-2003, 03:20 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What are the two sweetest addictions?
going home
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09-20-2003, 04:45 PM
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Where are you going when it won't get up anymore?
Beatle's songs
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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09-20-2003, 06:33 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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What music makes a great party but a lousy mood music for sex?
I cigar, 2 telephones, and a party platter
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09-20-2003, 10:06 PM
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what are the key ingredients for a successful poker game?
hame & cheese on white
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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09-20-2003, 11:11 PM
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What did the comedic robber make the clerk at the 7-11 wear as a loin cloth as he held a smith and wesson to his head?
Life in the "Food chain"
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09-21-2003, 03:38 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is the autobiography of a soy bean?
Night Moves
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09-21-2003, 06:21 AM
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Just me.
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What do you call changing channels to find a late night show worth watching?
Sleep soundly
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09-21-2003, 06:33 AM
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what do you call something I wishI could do?
peanut brittle
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-21-2003, 06:39 AM
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Just me.
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What characteristic does a ceramic Charlie Brown show if dropped on a hard floor?
Danish roll.
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09-21-2003, 09:24 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what are the naughty girls in Copenhagen who flaunt their bare "buns" looking for?
TheGrapes of Rath
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