lol @HardRock!

Let's go with gas chamber, just for kicks.

Popcorn salt or butter?

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butter


salad - croutons or bacon bits

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Eewww--neither...although, if I *had* to pick, let's go with bacon bits.

Gift or gift certificate?

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gift certificate ... Mom is terrible at picking gifts



cybersex or phonesex

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- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

More comfortable with cybersex, although I've done both.

oral or tactile pleasure?

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both... but gotta love oral


zippers or buttons

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I can do zippers with my teeth.

Night or morning?

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that's a hard one... which is appropriate for both, but I'd have to say night


latex or leather

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

leather, definitely

blindfolder or blindfoldee?

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blindfolder


dom or sub

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Sub

top or bottom?

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sideways... okay, bottom


chocolate syrup or whip cream

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Hmmm...whipped cream.

loud or quiet?

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quiet


lick or suck

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Lick...then suck.

passionate or leisurely?

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