09-06-2003, 05:21 PM
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what in combination with a scragly mustache and a sizeable schlong was necessary for a man to star in an Adult Film in the late 1970's?
best eaten raw
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09-06-2003, 06:10 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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What is cool about a tuna taco?
laughter in bed
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09-06-2003, 06:17 PM
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A Little of Both
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What happens if my man ever called it a tuna taco? (lol)
ice cream and raspberries.
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Well, I got a few of my own"
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09-06-2003, 06:37 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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What is Eliza's favorite bedtime/sextime desert?
planes and trains
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09-06-2003, 06:43 PM
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what are excellent places to have sex?
moonlit sky
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09-06-2003, 07:17 PM
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What will I be looking up while laying benieth you?
Cute little sexy Blinky Men
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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09-06-2003, 07:20 PM
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what will be on top of you while you're looking at the moonlit sky?
hard as a rock
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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09-06-2003, 07:23 PM
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How hard do Cute Little Blinky Men get?
Moaning and groaning
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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09-06-2003, 07:25 PM
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what do cute little blinky men do to eliza?
rockin and rollin
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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09-06-2003, 07:30 PM
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what kind of music will we have on in the background?
engorged
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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09-06-2003, 07:32 PM
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what is your mouth?
wet and slippery
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09-07-2003, 05:24 AM
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How do you best describe a post coital rubber meeting the road?
A time out
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09-10-2003, 04:59 AM
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Just me.
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What do you call a potty break during a night of lovemaking?
Less filling.
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09-10-2003, 05:41 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What would you call sex with someone 5" compared to someone 8"?
Kibbles and bits
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09-11-2003, 04:19 AM
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Just me.
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What do dogs think is being said when some guy says, "Nibbles dem' tits."?
Take me out to the ballgame.
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