08-31-2003, 05:51 AM
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What's does the sado-masochist rely on when he can't get a date?
Nachos Grande
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09-01-2003, 05:51 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is it that a petite Latina calls the genitic material inside a typical NBA players jock?
squeeze and freeze
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09-01-2003, 06:08 AM
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LOL@south
What happens when you jerk off in the cold?
Try a little tenderness ..
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09-01-2003, 11:06 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what did mistress say "it was time to..." while holding a 12 ounce metal meat tenderizer?
free wash with oil change
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09-02-2003, 05:24 AM
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What did the top part of the sign say that ended in ... "For a full bath, you need you're tires rotated?"
Happy Go Lucky
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09-03-2003, 07:24 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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How do you refer to an average guy with the exception of his perpetual boner that get laid all the time?
"Ol' Blue Eyes"
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09-03-2003, 08:57 PM
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I'll go with the obvious - who is Frank Sinatra?
smokin' in the boys room
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-03-2003, 09:22 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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What did George Michael say he was doing when he got arrested, but the jury didn't buy?
Hermann Munster
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09-04-2003, 04:59 AM
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Who was Eddie Munster's dad?"
"You can trust your car to the man that wears the star."
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09-04-2003, 07:40 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What must you do when you are caught "infalatoladicto" at lover's lane by an unsympathetic officer of the law and they haul your ass off to jail for not being all too cooperative?
Happy Motoring!
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09-04-2003, 11:01 PM
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Stiff Member
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What do you call a BJ while driving down the road?
Better living through chemistry.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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09-05-2003, 07:31 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What was the motto printed on the bottom of Dr. Timothy Leary's business cards?
bong water stench
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09-05-2003, 08:28 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What's the name of Willie Nelson's cologne?
coffee grounds
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-05-2003, 05:15 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Under what "grounds" did the hyper active man sue his wife for divorce?
Furnace Poker
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09-06-2003, 03:08 PM
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Scottish Angel
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whats the favourite card game in Hell?
black cotton socks
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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