08-27-2003, 07:42 PM
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Just me.
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Why does the doctor put that little light up to your ear?
Flat feet.
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08-28-2003, 12:12 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is Arch Enemy #1?
A Toe Injection
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08-28-2003, 12:47 AM
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Now Seating
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What is the night stand in the darkness?
Superkalafragulisticexpialadocias
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-Oz
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08-28-2003, 12:58 AM
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What sort of Doscias does Mary Poppins enjoy while gettin head?
..."Looking for soul food and a place to eat"...
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08-28-2003, 04:26 AM
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Where is the soup kitchen?
Looking over a four-leaf clover.
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08-28-2003, 08:03 AM
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What happens when you fuck in a bed of shamrocks?
low torque velocity
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08-28-2003, 08:06 AM
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Member of weird club
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What you get with a very slow relaxing fuck.
two black eyes
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-28-2003, 09:19 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What does a Peeping Tom risk if he gets caught?
Cake and ice cream
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08-28-2003, 02:45 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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What is a Favorite Desert?
Rhythm Nation
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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08-28-2003, 04:06 PM
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What would we be called if everybody made love to the same music?
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women
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08-29-2003, 09:55 AM
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What is the feminist reprise to "guitars, cadilliacs and hillbilly music"?
barstool logic
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08-30-2003, 04:28 AM
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When you see a piece of furniture that get's real smart while you're having a beer, do you sit on it?
The softer side of Sears.
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08-30-2003, 05:26 AM
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what does Sears call it's flacid penis?
"Yes it looks cool, but now I have to sit down when I pee."
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08-30-2003, 05:35 AM
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What did the TS say looking in the mirror after his ... er ... the surgery healed?
"Oh, no, it's gonna blow!"
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08-31-2003, 05:33 AM
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what is the primary danger in putting your penis into a swimming pool's filter intake hole during a drunken skinny dip?
"a pillow biter"
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