09-14-2002, 06:34 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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Q: What did I say when I punched all but one of the "Freinds?"
A: The swamp, the sticks and a goat
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-14-2002, 09:16 PM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,220
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Q: What Lousiana men need for fun?
A: A boy and his dog
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.
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09-14-2002, 09:24 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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Q: What goes well with a girl and her pussy?
A: Socks, locks and cocks.
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-14-2002, 09:34 PM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,220
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Q What you call someone with a foot, bagel and bird fetish?
A: With a statue in the middle of the park
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.
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09-15-2002, 09:07 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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Where did she have sex?
boring at 2am
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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09-15-2002, 09:58 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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Q: What did the gopher find himself doing to his wife?
A: Flintstones
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-15-2002, 10:17 AM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
Posts: 2,746
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Q; What are Vitamins?
A; Whips , Cuffs & Viberators
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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09-15-2002, 12:36 PM
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SSHHH....It's a secret!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Southeast Texas
Posts: 293
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Q: What sounds like fun?
A: 69
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I'm sorry...the voices in your head have informed me that they don't like you!
~*~Wisper~*~
~Hugz, Love, & Chicken Grease!~
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09-15-2002, 02:20 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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How did you guess I just adore that position?
A rubber sheet on our bed!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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09-15-2002, 03:22 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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How do you know its time to break out the baby oil?
Dildo, fishing line and jelly donut
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-15-2002, 10:18 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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What do you need to catch and mount a wide-mouthed lass?
Leather and lace
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-15-2002, 10:44 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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What am I wearing?
rim shot
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09-16-2002, 05:57 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What is jerking off into a glass and missing????
burps and farts
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-16-2002, 06:38 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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What really spoils a good 69?
French bread and Italian sausage
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-16-2002, 09:05 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What is food, that is not hard enough for vaginal insertion???? 
teared eyes and screaming
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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