Fortunately...they were in dire need of a body mud bath!! So they romped in the mud till they got crusty!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Unfortunately, one of them (who didn't know previously) was allergic to mud, and started to have a reaction.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, while a hardon is a reaction, it's generally not life-threatening.

lol @dicksbro

Unfortunately, the reaction also caused swelling and hives upon the man's hard-on.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Ouch.

Fortunately ... er .... fortunately? Okay, fortunately he was so excited the swelling and hives only added to his stimulation (boy is that tough to imagine ),

LMAO. I wondered how you were going to handle that one!

Unfortunately, he put more mud on his erection, thinking it would cool it down and help heal it.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately speaking of handling a beautiful lady grabbed it and stroked him removing the mud causing the swelling to decrease and used her tongue to easy the hives.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, she had just eaten chunky peanut butter and the fragments from the peanuts scratched terribly.

Fortunately she noticed the problem and quickly licked off the nuts, not to mention the hard-on, resulting in pleasurable tremors.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Unfortunately the peanut butter got stuck to the roof of her mouth causing her to gag. Making the guy worried that he was going to deep. Causing him to shrink and blush.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Fortunately, the blushing turned her on and when she caught her breath, she dove right back in causing him to become erect once more.

Unfortunately, his erection caused him great pain.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, the woman saw he was in pain, and thought a different kind of "rubbing" might be in order.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, as she rubbed the pain only seemed to become worse.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, the woman had a friend who came over to play tag-team, and she had another idea.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author