But people...the way to spell jacking off is not 'masterbate'.

MastURbate.

*wipes brow*

Thanks.

Sorry, it just had to be said.


*whistles innocently* No mistakes here...I can type just fine...lol

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How bout masturbate????


Good thing spelling doesn't count huh?

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I was about to point out the same thing Lil... Amusing.

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cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Much better Romial!

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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Why good heavens, I dunno what you people are talking about! *whistles innocently* I swear I can type...Hehe

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Too bad you can only edit your post and not mine

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

you've got to hate when you try to point out some one else's short coming and you end up with egg on your face

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

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"He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones".

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I thought your initial point was the UR equals 'you are'

digressing in TO . . .

But I like egg salad sandwhiches....

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Speaking of egg......the Easter Bunny is an idiot He hid all the eggs in the backyard..........where the dogs are.


Romial share a sandwich? I have no eggs left.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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And I thought I was the only "English Teacher" (aside from FussyPucker) in this forum! I'm anal about spelling.

TeeHee! I just like to include "anal" in as many of my posts as I can!

*walks away whistling..."Da Butt"...song*

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I admit that I like to see words spelled properly unless they're "shortcut" words. I say cuz instead of because, for example. I guess it's cuz (see?) when I was in school, I sucked at math but was always at the top of the class in spelling.

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