i am a web-navigating virgin. perhaps i should have started with something easier but i jumped in with both feet and now i'm drowning. i've been reading some threads (what the hell does that mean anyway: threads) and i try to respond but i find i get kicked back to the "you are not logged in page". does my computer suck, am i not allowed to reply, what?? i spend all this time composing a witty reply (self deprecating laugh inserted here) only to find i have been thwarted yet again.
btw, i am impressed with some of the discussions; very intelligent and deep stuff here. whooda thunk it?
i also tried to submit a masturbation story (cammy interrupted)but it ended up at the bottom of the erotic story page. so it languishes, barely read, until i can figure out how to move it. i can't even figure out how to link it here for anyone interested.
any suggestions would be useful and appreciated
-wyndhy

I read your story and a mod will move it for you. It was great. I have a feeling you do not have your user cp set to allow the board to place cookies. Also if you take longer than 15 minutes to compose a reply you will log out. I am gonna check your settings. Maybe I can figure it.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Your cookies are set fine so I can only assume you time out cause after 15 minutes in one spot the board reads you as having left.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

it's true i am a terrile typer but i had no idea i was sooo bad. i promist to practice
thx

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Practice by posting as often as the mood strikes! Glad to meet you! Love the stories!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hi wyndhy... Welcome to Pixies! I've often 'timed out' when crafting my reply to a thread. My solution is to copy what I've written every few minutes and then hit F5 to refresh the page. When it reloads I paste what I've written already and continue on with my reply and if I'm still not done I'll do the copy/refresh/paste again. FYI, what I do is hit 'ctrl-a' (to select all that I've written), the 'ctrl-c' (to copy), F5 (to refresh), and then 'ctrl-v' after clicking in the response box again (tp paste it). Hope this helps...

Oh, and I'm with Lil... love your stories!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

thanks for the tips and the compliment, always nice to be stroked. speaking of stroked, your avatar makes me blush

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Well, I'll take that as a compliment.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Your story has now been moved to the masturbation story section ... if you (or anyone) has a problem with a story you've written - feel free to PM me and I'll do the best I can to fix the problem the next time I'm on the site.

And by the way, Welcome to Pixies!!!

my thanks, fzzy. and i'm glad to be here

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

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I’m a very poor typist too fzzy. How about I call you and whisper our, …. I mean, my story in your ear, and you type it for me.

(Why didn’t I think of this when I an trying to get next to fzzy before? )



… And welcome wyndhy. You are doing the right thing by just jumping in and going for it. There is more than one of us that this whole thing was new to and you are among my school of lucky people that just stumbled into Pixies first and found a wonderful home.

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(clearing the space next to me so PF can scoot closer - if only I'd known sooner he wanted to whisper sweet stories in my ear) .... Sure PF anytime you want to tell a story, you can write it and as a special service just for you .... I'll be happy to fix your typos, etc. -- well actually I'd do it for most anyone, but you'd be at the top of my list if there were more than one to do it on at a time.

Careful fzzy...you don't know what you're in for, offering to fix PF's typos for him.



*ducks and runs*

LMFAO@naughtyangel!

Um...Welcum to Pixies wyndhy! I'm with Sharni on the time-out thingy. I just don't do it unless my puter's been on for hours...and then it's my ISP who tells me, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud"! I just leave my page open and redial (yes, I still have dial-up...yuck!)...and I'm good to go for several more hours. Nothing lost either...unless I do something stupid like trying to go back to main page or something (I hate when I do that) before the dial-up is connected. I wish you well on your new ventures...and BTW (means by the way)...a thread is this thing that you started by asking your question. Your post and all it's replies equals one thread! Ask anything you feel a notion to and I'm sure anyone would be glad to help! Hope to read more from you! Have fun and post, post, post!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

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