1)... While in the US never ask anyone if they have a fag!

2)... Never eat at a Outback Steakhouse!


3)... While eating out keep in mind that the salad is not on the same plate as the meal. You get it separate. You will be asked what do you want on the salad. Don't say what do you have. You will get a twenty page list of things to have on salad!

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Appetizers are pre meal food on a menu...for snacking and drinking. Entree is the words to look for on the menu for the main course.

I remember some wonderful people from Oz telling me our menus were different.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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1) Pissed means angry, not drunk.

2) Stay away from trailer parks. That's where most of "Cops" is filmed.

3) Yankees, or Yanks, live north of the state of Virginia. Never call someone in the southern US a Yank.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Unless you are wearing a sailor suite, only call people "mate" that you plan on spending time in jail with or want to spawn a family with.

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LMFAO!!!!!

Just in case some of you don't know... "Cops" is a "reality" tv program where the cameras follow law enforcement officers during their work day/night, and capture all sorts of crimes, strange happenings, etc., on film. And, it does seem, that a lot of times, they do end up in a trailer partk!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

It is on over here at 2 in the morning.

there is another one called LAPD as well.

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It looks like the hornies effect EVERYBODIES spelling.


lmao

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When I traveled to Asia, I was amazed at the images that the rest of the world gets of the US. Of course, there is CNN and other mainstream news outlet shows, but it seemed that the most popular US show was "Cops", and other of the "Jerry Spring" genre. Of course, there were the 6-month old reruns of sitcoms, but the "reality" shows got a lot of air time.

Some Chinese ladies that were planning travel to the US were seriously concerned about getting mugged or worsed.

I assured them that if they stayed in very public and well-lit places, there was very little danger. And stay away from trailer parks! Bubba don't take to kindly to ferners! Gotta be 'Mericun!

Sad, but generally true...

P.S. - My apologies to all the civilzed Pixies who have chosen manufactured housing as their domicile.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Your media does not do the place justice at all. We get the same stuff. Talk shows and kill everything in sight stuff on tv from the US.

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Half of a set :halo:

If that's all you get......it's sounds like you are being bombarded by propaganda by your own media!

We do more than kill people and then go on talk shows to brag about it! LMFAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

That could very well be. The media here is run by the guy that owns Fox and he is Australian.

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Half of a set :halo:

The media world wide shows what sells, money hungry Ruppert.(sp)

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Yes old Ruppert gets about.

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Half of a set :halo:

It's the price you pay for freedom; unbridled greed, hedonism, and stupidity.

Damn, I love this country!

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I was told that many people think that the people on Jerry Springer represent the idea of Americans to many people in other places. Funny thing is even Americans think the peeps on Springer are freaks.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas