01-01-2004, 10:03 PM
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A Little of Both
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3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in
front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far.
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01-01-2004, 10:07 PM
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LMAO
Must be what they mean by "get your strokes in now". 
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01-01-2004, 10:11 PM
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Booger Lama
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LOL
so bad it is funny
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01-01-2004, 10:40 PM
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Huggable!
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LOL!!!!
Printing this out for my mother-in-law whose name is Gertrude. She'll love it. TY Eliza.
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01-01-2004, 10:42 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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*LOL*...thats an oldie but a damn goodie
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01-02-2004, 02:36 AM
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Banned
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I've never heard that one before. I like it! LOL
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01-02-2004, 02:57 AM
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01-02-2004, 05:38 AM
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This guy is on stage doing his act with his crocodile.
For the finale he opens the croc's mouth, pulls out his erect cock and puts it in the croc's mouth and carefully closes it. He then smacks the croc three times on the head with a stick, opens his mouth and takes out his cock.
OK he says, anyone dare to try this?
An old lady at the front puts her hand up "Yes" she says, "but don't hit me on the head with that stick"
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01-02-2004, 02:15 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sharniqua
*LOL*...thats an oldie but a damn goodie
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01-02-2004, 07:48 PM
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Eliza & Vigil,
Great stuff! Thank you.
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01-03-2004, 09:07 PM
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Inquiring Mind
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Thanks for the chuckle, Eliza & Vigil! :P
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01-04-2004, 01:06 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LOL! Good ones!
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01-04-2004, 01:08 PM
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LOL
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