02-01-2002, 05:49 PM
|
 |
Just padding post count
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: between her legs
Posts: 273
|
|
|
OK so were are the President and CEO/Director so we can unveil the S-D. As HEAD of research and development I like to start the research.
|
02-01-2002, 05:53 PM
|
 |
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Lady Pleaser
OK so were are the President and CEO/Director so we can unveil the S-D. As HEAD of research and development I like to start the research.
|
Ummmm...
Shouldn't that read: "As head of R&D I lick to start the research"???  |
02-01-2002, 05:54 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
Quote:
Gee Sweetstuff, wouldn't mind helping you with anything... 
|
Thanks, Aquaman --- might as well just dive right in, don't you think? |
02-01-2002, 05:59 PM
|
 |
Manwhore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
|
|
|
Like I say...
l
l
l
l
l
l
l
l
l
\/
__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
|
02-01-2002, 06:01 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
ROTFLMAO@Aquaman!!!!!!  |
02-01-2002, 06:16 PM
|
|
Just padding post count
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: between her legs
Posts: 273
|
|
SFC yes it should be Lick, sorry about the typo.
P.S. Great graphics you really out did yourself with the drawings. |
02-01-2002, 06:34 PM
|
|
Manwhore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarfreecandy
ROTFLMAO@Aquaman!!!!!!
|
You know.... ROTFLMAO is just a couple vowels short of being a new, hi-performance Italian sports car... 
__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
|
02-01-2002, 06:43 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
Quote:
|
You know.... ROTFLMAO is just a couple vowels short of being a new, hi-performance Italian sports car...
|
Hey, good idea, Aquaman! High-performance Italian sportscars make great sex toys too... Maybe the OSHA should look at them as a potential new product line!
Remind me to put that idea forward at the next board meeting. |
02-01-2002, 08:14 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
Okay, so we've unveiled the design scheme... But I still need a little help getting this thing all set up before the President and the CEO/Director arrive! I've got the instruction sheet here, but I think it requires more than one person to operate... Remember, we can't actually try it out until they get here, but we can darned well get ready!!! |
02-01-2002, 08:16 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
Oh, man, I really need help... I forgot the instructions!  |
02-01-2002, 08:48 PM
|
|
Manwhore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarfreecandy
Oh, man, I really need help... I forgot the instructions!
|
Here... Climb up this ladder and I'll stand underneath to hold it steady... with the aerial view you should be able to figure out what goes where... (I know I will... )
__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
|
02-01-2002, 09:09 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
So kind of you to help me, Aquaman --- but be careful, don't get that black tie of yours dirty! (It's the only part I'm not willing to help clean off...) Apart from that, enjoy the view! |
02-01-2002, 10:31 PM
|
 |
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
|
|
|
Ladies and Gentlemen.
It is with great pleasure that I call together the
SOFA test team to initiate phase 2 of this marvellous
endeavour. I am gratified to see all the eager and intent
faces before me, and feel proud to have the support
of so many perverts.
I now hand you over to my principal collaborator in this
wonderful venture.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Scotzoidman.
__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
|
02-01-2002, 10:38 PM
|
|
Oral Freak
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
|
|
|
... Thunderous applause, as the crowd goes wild in appreciation for the men who have brought them such a stupendous creation ... Women swoon and throw panties at the speakers' platform ... Then a hushed silence falls as we all wait for the words of the Birthday Boy-slash-President of OSHA, Mr. Scotzoidman ...
|
02-01-2002, 11:16 PM
|
 |
Turn it up!
|
|
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
|
|
|
Huh?...what...oh, they're waitin for me?... gee, I, uhhhhh...
Is this thing on... testing 1-2-3... sorry I'm so late, I was getting a blo- uh, that is, I was meeting with a ... potential investor... yeh, that's it... so what can I say, but... hell, let's crank this puppy up, & see if it yelps...
Y'know, that's the trouble with building a Perpetual Motion device... can't seem to stop working on it...
__________________
Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Linear Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:21 AM.
|
